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it's not a speedrun, it's a speedfun

I'm a white pansexual dude.
I support feminism and communism.
I have a face.

The three most important tags on my blog:
Inspiration
Good
Lil B

Speedruns:
Super Meat Boy (any%): 22:50 Goal: 22:00
Beyond Good and Evil (any%): 2:45:04 Goal: sub-2:41:09
Stream link

enter the konami code (up up down down left right left right b a enter)

Aria is the best person in the world and a very good friend of mine and if you're following me but not her what are you doing with your life.
Sep 1 '14

Tags: super meat boy speedrun post

Sep 1 '14

shout out to that one dude who used to be in my wow raiding guild who would, without fail, raid while on panera bread’s wifi every single time

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Sep 1 '14

video-james:

It’s time

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Aug 31 '14

onlyblackgirl:

whitepeoplestealingculture:

White people asking me questions about my turban (part 2)

Why his white dude bro voice on point tho. Lmao.

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Aug 31 '14

i picked up ms splosion man cause it was two bucks and i actually want to speedrun it, except a full speedrun is probably going to be like three hours because each level is ~5 minutes and there are ~15 levels per stage; also 100% is gonna be a bear because there are secret exits on some stages and if you hit the secret exit you not only have to do another full stage but also redo the stage the secret exit was on

maybe i’ll do ILs and run individual stages and only occasionally do full runs

Aug 31 '14

my top 10 video games

nominated by wolfennights

1. final fantasy 9. perfect story, perfect execution of atb and turn-based gameplay, perfect characters. i’m honestly just waiting for the steam release and then probably never playing another game again.

2. borderlands 1+2. i’ve spent so much cumulative time on these games and they continue to just be so good. there’s a ridiculous amount of dlc available for both games and the replay value is moderately high because enemies get stronger but also you get much cooler weapons.

3. burnout 3: takedown. it’s fast-paced car-crashing action, and really that’s all i need from a game.

4. the whole .hack series. i got into this series when i was super young and literally had to beg my parents to buy the first game because it was rated T and i was 11. the series is pretty deep with a bunch of sidequests and with the addition of GU the gameplay got about 1000 times better.

5. beyond good and evil. i speedrun this game, so i’m biased, but jade is probably hands down one of my favorite protagonists ever. her voice acting is perfect, her characterization is excellent, and the relationship she has to the world around her makes the game work.

6. super meat boy. again, i speedrun this, so bias, but the platforming is tight and there’s never any “why did RNG kill me here?” when you fuck up in meat boy, you know exactly what you did wrong.

7. crackdown. this game is high-octane constantly, and even though the story is super bad just the idea of walking into a highly defended gang fortress just by yourself appeals to me. also, once i climbed the outside of a gang leader’s skyscraper, to see if i could get at him that way. turns out windows are unbreakable, but there’s no fall damage, so i could just jump off the top and fall.

8. ftl. this game is only on steam, but it’s a super streamlined roguelike (aside: roguelikes are probably one of my favorite types of games) and it is super goddamn hard. i’ve only beaten it once, and that was after i got a laser that did five damage per room it hit, which is essentially overpowered.

9. dark souls. this game pisses me off so much but it’s just so good, it’s in the same vein as super meat boy where if you screw up, you know exactly what went wrong. the fun lies in figuring out boss attack patterns and then exactly how to dodge them while still inflicting damage. that said, fuck ornstein and smough, though.

10. octodad: dadliest catch. this is a meme game and it’s on the list because who wouldn’t want to be an octopus and a dad at the same time

there’s dozens more i could put, but these were the 10 i could think of pretty much off the top of my head.

i nominate daughterofmulan

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Aug 30 '14

i’m furiously wondering if destiny is actually good because, like, borderlands = good. mmos = ok. bungie = ????. a combination = ??????????????????????????

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Aug 30 '14
joetheblogger:

nashthestampede:

willurl:

jamesaleks:

uberhaxorimmortal:

He thought he was invincible

here’s the link to the article

at first i was like “dude he’s 15 that kinda sucks” but if you read the bottom paragraph there it says the livestreamer’s father was critically injured by the swat team responding to a murder/hostage situation so yeah the dude deserves to be in prison till he’s 40

I dont care how this guy is, what he did was stupid and even if nobody got hurt, I saw the livestream and Kootra had a shotgun pointed to his head. One slip up and we could have seen his death and brain everywhere.

Internet dickbags act like they’re invincible, it’s great that for once they suffer some consequences for the very real pain and suffering they’ve caused.

this is fake, unfortunately

joetheblogger:

nashthestampede:

willurl:

jamesaleks:

uberhaxorimmortal:

He thought he was invincible

here’s the link to the article

at first i was like “dude he’s 15 that kinda sucks” but if you read the bottom paragraph there it says the livestreamer’s father was critically injured by the swat team responding to a murder/hostage situation so yeah the dude deserves to be in prison till he’s 40

I dont care how this guy is, what he did was stupid and even if nobody got hurt, I saw the livestream and Kootra had a shotgun pointed to his head. One slip up and we could have seen his death and brain everywhere.

Internet dickbags act like they’re invincible, it’s great that for once they suffer some consequences for the very real pain and suffering they’ve caused.

this is fake, unfortunately

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Aug 28 '14

Tags: super meat boy

Aug 26 '14
By the way, I say programming things are “manly”, not because it’s misogynistic, but because I really mean “asshole-ish”, but it’s just easier to say “manly”.
— luvin this prof

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